Fairway To Heaven
Observational Humor About Golf, Aging, Gadgets, Friendship, and Why We Keep Coming Back
By PMV Consulting, LLC
About This Book
Fairway to Heaven is a love letter to the most maddening, most magnificent waste of a perfectly good afternoon ever invented. It’s for the golfer who has spent $3,000 on equipment and gone up two strokes.
For the one who takes three flawless practice swings, then addresses the ball and immediately forgets everything they’ve ever known about physics, geometry, or being a functional adult.
Inside you’ll find an affectionate, merciless investigation into handicap fiction, beverage cart economics, unsolicited swing advice, couples golf survival tactics, and the eternal question of why the practice swing is always perfect.
What You’ll Learn Inside
- Laugh at the equipment delusion — from the $599 driver guaranteed to fix your game to the irresistible belief that the next club might finally be the answer
- Explore golf’s strangest rituals and mysteries — including beverage cart strategy, the terrifying three-foot putt, perfect practice swings, and the creative mathematics behind handicaps
- Meet the characters found in every foursome — the Eternal Mulligan User, Gadget Addict, Former Athlete, overly helpful swing expert, and the couple who should never keep score together
- Experience golf beyond the scorecard — from slow play and pro-shop impulse buys to the 19th hole, where missed putts get shorter and everyone’s round mysteriously improves with each retelling
- Remember why golfers always come back — early mornings on the first tee, lifelong friendships, that one magnificent shot, an empty course on a Tuesday, and the promise that golf always gives you another chance
Ready to Laugh at Your Own Game?
Fairway to Heaven is the perfect gift for anyone who has ever thrown a club, hugged a club, or bought a club they absolutely did not need.
PMV Consulting, LLC 